Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Everyday Is A Winding Road

So there are few things that I hate in life. I not really one to go on rants but sometimes you have to. I work next to Sierra Vista mall, and I have to say that they have the most confusing parking lot ever. When I worked on the other side of town we would go to Chipotle, which is in the Sierra Vista shopping area and every time I couldn't help but get lost and confused. Now I can be a little slow finding my way around, I mean I do get very lost in every clothing store (I can never find my way out the right door they all look the same) but even my girlfriend who is awesome at finding her way around was driving through Sierra Vistas parking lot and she said, "What the heck, how do I just get to Mervyns?" So I know it is not just me, here is my story...

I'm going to Verizon Wireless to find some screen covers for my new Samsung Glyde, but today i found out that it is almost impossible. I drew a picture of the route i took. But anyways, I started one way thinking this will get me right there, but no it you "do not enter" there. So i just keep going and what ends up happening is I go around the whole shopping complex and end up in the front and once I think I finally have bearings and know where I'm going, I'm wrong. You'll never guess, the road leads to the part of the parking lot where there is no way out except the way you came in, so i have to go out and try another way. It is like the people who designed the parking thought it would be funny to make the parking lot a torture device. It really was torture trying to find my way to the Verizon Wireless which i could see but could never get to.

If you go to Sierra Vista Mall I suggest parking across the street and walking because you will never find your way out or in.

this is an accurate depiction of my journey through the Sierra Vista parking lot (click on it to enlarge)...
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2 comments:

Flying with Enoch (Jesse Caron) said...

You should redo your diagram with a satalite picture so you can trace the real roads.
That mall's parking lot is really tight though. Can you imagine trying to get through their if Loren gave you directions?

The Weaver's said...

Three words.

Off Road Vehicle